Thursday, June 24, 2010

Doing Something Hush-Hush at Porton Down

or How Many Secret Services Does Britain Have, Anyway?

It used to be so easy, didn’t it?  There was MI-5, MI-6 and UNIT.  Then all manner of splinter groups and hitherto unknown organizations started cropping up in various media, so now we’re left with an insane number of people fighting over the same patch of land.  It’s gotten to the point that you can’t tell the players without a scorecard.  Lucky for you, we have one right here.
    Torchwood was founded in 1870 by Queen Victoria. Their slogan, “If it’s alien it’s ours,” sums up their attitude very neatly.  Its brief was to investigate alien technology for use in the defense of the realm.  It grew rapidly with four teams being set up across Great Britain and several others in colonies around the world.  Until the early 21st century the organization was rife with xenophobia, though this was slowly ended by Captain Jack Harkness, himself a human of non-terrestrial origin.
    If anything, their rival organization, the Forge (or Department C4 as it is officially known), was even more nationalistic and xenophobic.  Given their similar mission statement it seems likely that the Forge is a splinter group of Torchwood.  Precisely when the Forge was founded is a matter of some contention.  It was certainly operational in 1911, although an unsubstantiated report has them active a decade earlier.  Their first major undertaking was the creation of a group of vampire soldiers for use in World War I.  This was stopped the intervention of the Seventh Doctor, although cleaning up rogue vampires remained an operational focus for the Forge in subsequent years.
    Department C19 was founded sometime during the 1950s, although their immediate purpose was uncertain.  They evolved into a repository with a facility called the Vault, similar to America’s Area 51.  The Vault was where they kept things deemed to dangerous for possible use, although this did not stop scientists in C19’s employ from trying.
    The Intrusion Counter-Measures Group was set up in 1961 as an anti-terrorist group, operating alongside the regular armed forces.  The 1963 Shoreditch Incident was their only operation of note, where they successfully contained a Dalek incursion with the help of the Seventh Doctor.  Their commanding officer, Ian “Chunky” Gilmore was swiftly promoted to Air Vice Marshall, the ICMG was disbanded and most of their functions taken over by C19.
    Quite what C19 were during the London Event involving the Great Intelligence is unknown, but a quick thinking Colonel Lethbridge-Stewart soon turned the tide in the Doctor’s favor.  With further information and assistance given to him by Gilmore, he was instrumental in the founding of the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce.  The public were aware of the existence of UNIT to a degree, even if they weren’t certain what they did exactly.  Most cover stories made them sound like INTERPOL [1] , dealing with security and counter-terrorism.
    C19 evolved yet again, this time to be UNIT’s liaison with the British Government.  They set up a medical facility known as the Glasshouse to deal with UNIT soldiers who had been injured or traumatized by what they had witnessed [2] .  The existence of the Vault was kept from UNIT, even as they absconded with technology obtained from UNIT operations.  Events came to a head when they tried to capture technology during a second assault by the Silurians.  This led to UNIT’s discovery of the Vault and its reformation as a more benevolent organization.  The rogue elements of the Vault would join SeneNet, a private company with an eye for abusing and retrofitting alien tech.  Meanwhile, as attention was focused on the Vault, the Master was able to infiltrate Glasshouse for a time and brainwash the patients towards his own twisted purposes.
      With UNIT in nominal control of alien sorties, both the Forge and Torchwood retreated further into the shadows.  Both viewed UNIT with contempt.  It was at this point a schism between Torchwood and the government developed.  Torchwood commanders, never the most stable of individuals, broke off direct ties with the government in a fit of jealousy.
    After Lethbridge-Stewart retired from active duty in 1976, UNIT was at a loss.  The following years would find them fighting off attempts at closure more often than aliens.  It was during the 1980s that the Weird Happenings Organization was created to be Britain’s homegrown answer to UNIT, led by the brother and sister pair of Alistair and Alysande Stuart [3] .  Despite developing the technology that led to the S.S. Valiant, WHO never got off the ground.  Torchwood renewed contacts with the government, but remained a largely independent organization.
    In 1993, Department C19 was shuttered permanently and most personnel were folded into other organizations.  It is likely that the Vault’s artifacts were split between Torchwood and UNIT’s Black Archive.  WHO was combined with elements of Black Air and RCX to form MI-13 and shifted their focus to metahuman affairs.  While UNIT was still active, with Brigadier Bambera taking care of the Carbury Incident, these were still very much the wilderness years.  The regular secret services stepped up to fill the breach.  MI-5 and Deputy Director Harry Sullivan fought off a pair of invasions from the Voracians in 1998-99.  Under Leighton Woodrow, MI:6 ran a few quite illegal operations on British soil, although they successfully managed to clean up the messes they made with the assistance of the Eighth Doctor.
    Out of the ashes of this shuffle emerged the Internal Count-Intelligence Service.  Here at last was an agency with the perfect blend of military precision and jingoistic furor.  They were so highly regarded that in 2004 the government were convinced to disband the UK branch of UNIT and replace them with ICIS.  This attempt was stymied by Lethbridge-Stewart who, upon witnessing the brutality of ICIS personnel, announced UNIT’s true remit to the press.  This did not deter ICIS, who had plans of taking over the country.  After a failed military coup, they framed UNIT for murdering civilians.  Thanks again to Lethbridge-Stewart, ICIS were shut down permanently and all members of the conspiracy were killed or jailed.
    Around this time the primary Forge base along with most of its operatives were destroyed following an attack by the Huldrans and the complacency of the Seventh Doctor.  Deputy Director Nimrod escaped to the beta facility and an offhanded remark found in the Torchwood Archives indicates that they might still be active.
    Following the ICIS affair, the British Government began to take UNIT more seriously.  After Harriet Jones was elected Prime Minister one of her first acts was to dramatically increase the UK’s contribution to UNIT funding.  They were once again at the forefront of the scene and just in time.  The years 2006-2010 saw more alien attacks on British soil than had been seen in thirty years.  And each time they emerged triumphant, if battered.  Torchwood were not nearly so lucky.  The Battle of Canary Wharf wiped out Torchwood One and a series of calamities culminating in the 456 Crisis all but destroyed Torchwood Three.  In 2010, Harkness dissolved the organization.
    Ironically, while successfully fending off closure in the UK countless times, it was the United Nations that finally did UNIT in.  With the eventual rise of the Zone Authority, UNIT was subsumed into an altogether less more and altruistic organization, the United Nations Intelligence Security Yard Corps.  However UNIT’s key ideals managed to survive the centuries and after the Dalek Invasion of 2254, these elements founded both Unitatus and the Knights of Jeneve.  Torchwood also somehow survived into the future.  In the 4100s the Torchwood Archive sponsored an expedition to Krop Tor and in 200,100 they are at least of historical interest as the Great Cobalt Pyramid was built on the ruins of the Torchwood estate.
    The ultimate fate of the other organizations is unknown.


Table One-Government Sponsored Extraterrestrial Investigation Organizations in Britain
Organization    Years Active
Torchwood    1870-2010, ?-?
Secret Intelligence Service (MI-6)    1909-2254(?)
Security Service (MI-5)    1909-2254(?)
Department C4 (The Forge)    1911-2004
Department C19    1950(?)-1993
Intrusion Counter-Measures Group (ICMG)    1961-1964
United Nations Intelligence Taskforce (UNIT)    1968-2020(?)
Weird Happenings Organization (WHO)    1988-1996
Internal Count-Intelligence Service (ICIS)    2001-2004
United Nations Intelligence Security Yard Corps (UNISYC)    1994-2254(?)

Table Two-Commanders of UNIT, UK Branch [4]    Years ActiveBrigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart    1968-1976
  Later UNIT’s special envoy and ‘scientific advisor’.
Colonel Charles Crichton    1976-1989
  Became Deputy Director of the Forge, and then was assassinated by Nimrod.
Brigadier Winifred Bambera    1989-2001
  Left UNIT to join her husband on his quests.
Colonel Ross Brimicomme-Wood    2001-2004
  Arrested after it was revealed he was a double agent for ICIS.
Colonel Emily Chaudry    2004-2006
  Unknown
Colonel Alan Mace    2006-2010
  Unknown, may have transferred to Vancouver.

[1] Indeed, as there is little mention of INTERPOL in Doctor Who, could UNIT have taken over their functions? We do see them provide security for several conferences.
[2] It is tempting to think that some Torchwood officers used it as well, but there is no direct evidence of this.
[3] The strange homophonic connection to the Brigadier has not been explained, but it must be more than a simple coincidence.
[4] This does not include temporary commanders such as Colonel Faraday or Colonel Dalton.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

POW is a Technical Expression-A Doctor Who Fan’s Look at Comic-Con 2009

I had already decided to go when it was announced that Russell T. Davies, Julie Gardner, Euros Lyn and David Tennant were coming.  This would be David Tennant’s first convention and there was now no way I was going to miss it!  The following is a first hand account of this, dare I say, monumental event.

TUESDAY-21ST JULY    17:45
    We’re about an hour outside San Diego.  We’ve made pretty good time, having set out about 10:00.  I will admit to a certain uneasiness, but I’m not certain why.  I’ve heard all manner of stories, both good and bad about Comic-Con.  I wonder what my experience will be.  We’ve just passed an exit for Swansea.  This must be a sign.  I have too much stuff.  My bags are full already.  Where am I going to put all of my to-be-obtained goodies, eh?  As I was listening to the first of the UNIT audios, a huge military helicopter swung past the car.  It looked like it could have opened fire.  Never before has audio been so realistic.

WEDNESDAY-22ND JULY
    22:00
    Morning spent at SD Air and Space Museum, evening at Comic-Con Preview Night.  Nerds of two worlds and I am the twain.  After snarfing free stuff at the DC and Dark Horse booths, I wander back to Underground Toys, the distributors of Who toys in the US.  I immediately purchase the 2nd and 6th Doctor exclusives Lori wanted and a second 2nd Doctor for me.  I ask if they have a Tom Baker, but they only brought one and it already sold.  One?  The most popular Doctor in America and they only brought one?  I spent the rest of the evening scouring the floor for another to no avail.  I do walk off with a pair of Sarah Jane toys 2 for $15!  Oh, and Colin Baker is over at Alien Entertainment, which is pretty cool.  $25 for an autograph isn’t bad, but I already have one and I’d like to spend money on other things.

THURSDAY-23RD JULY    09:45
    Picked up an amazingly cool Who/Being Human bag from BBCAmerica booth.  They also have a Dalek, which is neat but hardly the “piece of the TARDIS set” they advertised.  Went across the way to the booth for The Prisoner remake.  Was given an ID card for the Village.  My number?  5454.  Somewhere Scott Appel laughs.

    10:15
    Partial success!  They don’t have the single figure, but Underground Toys now has a 4th Doctor Adventure Pack.  No Build-a-K1-Figure for me, I’d rather have Tom!

    11:30
    Everyday I have set goals.  Today I get my Owly book signed by Andy Runton.  Owly is the most heartfelt comic I’ve ever read, a feat made more impressive given not only the sheer number of comics I’ve read, but that there are no words!  Andy signs my book and I see he’s doing sketches of Owly as various characters.  “Are you familiar with Doctor Who?” I ask.  “Am I?!?” Andy turns out to be a big fan.  We chat for nearly forty-five minutes as he sketches Owly as the 4th Doctor, using my newly purchased  figures as reference!  His girlfriend is an even bigger fan having introduced him to the series (!) and she pops by at one point to drop off a flyer for ChicagoTARDIS she’s picked up.  “Can we go?”  “I don’t know.” “But Paul McGann’s going to be there.  Paul!  McGann!”

    18:30
    Nearing the end of the day.  I race from the end of a Charles Vess panel to catch Dave Gibbons at the Dark Horse booth.  While most people have various editions of Watchmen for him to sign, I’ve brought the 5th Doctor epic The Tides of Time.  He chuckles and signs it, posing for a picture too.  I briefly mention our meeting several years before, but there are people waiting behind me and it’s time to leave for the Green Lantern screening…

FRIDAY-24TH JULY    9:05
    This morning finds me in the Neil Gaiman/Coraline panel.  While I’ve arrived in plenty of time, my cohort Melissa is nowhere to be seen.  She sneaks in right before the wire, various calamities having befallen her upon the way.  I have half a mind to ask Neil about the series five rumors, but as soon as question time is announced a throng of people leap up for the line.  Oh well.  Surprisingly, most of the questions are for Henry Selick.  There was a huge cheer at Selick’s suggestion that he make the long gestating Sandman movie.  The phrase, ‘A man can dream,’ comes instantly to mind.

    11:55
    Downstairs, I am determined to meet Roger Langridge.  He is, as I’m sure you all know, the regular letterer for DWM, occasionally illustrating a tale or two along the way.  These days he writes and illustrates The Muppet Show Comic, which is as worthy a spin-off as has ever been made.  Seriously, Jerry Juhl would be pleased.  I am, apparently, the first person to ever have brought him a copy of The Glorious Dead to sign.  I quickly contemplate which Doctor to have him draw, settling on the 8th.  He hadn’t drawn McGann in some time, but was willing to give it a bash.  As much as I love it, I wonder if I should have gotten a Muppet instead.  Maybe next year…

SATURDAY-25TH JULY    13:45
    Morning spent in Chuck/Family Guy/Futurama panels.  By the time I get to the BBCAmerica booth, they have run out of bags again.  There is, however, a lovely woman dressed as Romana.  She is tickled pink that I know who she is.

SUNDAY-26TH JULY    8:30
    And now the Whorgasm begins.  Coming up to the convention center, I complain to my friend Helen that you can either stand in line for the panel or stand in line for the RTD autograph session raffle, but not both.  Before I can finish my sentence, she volunteers to go to the raffle, as she wasn’t doing anything.  I thank her profusely and head upstairs.

    8:45
   In line.  A few people in costume.  I’m earlier than I was yesterday for Chuck, but the line is still fairly long.  At least I know at this point I am getting in!  I chat with various people, including someone who bought their ticket on eBay two days ago, specifically for this panel!

    9:20
    Helen texts me.  She got an autograph ticket.  Huzzah!  Helen, I love you.

    9:30
    And like that, we begin the slog to get in.

    10:05
    By the time this will be read, there will be a hundred of detailed reports of this panel on the web.  All of the answers will be posted, all the rumors confirmed or quashed, all the spoilers spoilt.  So there doesn’t seem much point in capturing every little thing, but I will say this.  Sometimes it seems fandom is so divisive.  People arguing over favorite stories, RTD’s gay agenda, and just what the title of “Mission to the Unknown” is.  Here in this hall there are 4,000 people who love Doctor Who.  Love Doctor Who.  Old fans, new fans, girl fans, boy fans, everyone is united for this one hour.  It’s amazing and I have rarely felt its like before.  Must stop before I turn out as inane as the commentator in “Fear Her”…Oh look, there’s my Romana from yesterday!

    11:15
    A quick meet up with Helen to get my ticket.  I stand in line, fairly close to the front.  Yea!  Someone next to me begins to slag off Sylvester McCoy; it takes all my self restraint not to sock him in the jaw.  I merely point out that all of the character building with which the new series is so fond began with Ace and that “Ghost Light” is as good as Doctor Who has ever been.  He shut up pretty damn quick.  So much for all that love I was talking about.

    11:55
    RTD, Julie Gardner and Euros Lyn are here five minutes early!  I will not be a fanboy, I will not be a fanboy…

    12:10
    I have them sign my copy of Aliens and Enemies, because I was going to have people draw aliens in my sketchbook.  Well, that didn’t happen.  I find out how to say Euros’ name, and tell RTD that The Writer’s Tale is the best book on writing I’ve ever read, which is absolutely true.  He’s very flattered and tells me that the paperback comes out in January and has an additional 300 pages.  Geez, as if you couldn’t bludgeon someone with it before…

    12:20
    Bizarrely, stupidly some might say, IDW has scheduled their signing for their Doctor Who comics at the same time as the RTD signing.  But because I was so far ahead in line, I pop down there with no problems.  I have Rick Johnston and Eric J sign Room with a Déjà Vu and Tony Lee and Kelley Yates (good name for a Who artist) sign The Forgotten.  As I’ve been taking pictures I tell people to say “Jelly Babies” instead of the standard “Cheese.”  Rick and Tony are very amused at the idea that not only does someone want to take their picture, they have to say Jelly Babies.  At least they know what they are!

    13:00
    Running around looking for last minute cheap Who toys.  BBCAmerica has Donna and the Ood on sale.  Yoink!  By the by, how awesome would a band called Donna and the Ood be?  Just missed out on a $5 Zygon.  Damn.  Reoccurring lesson of the con, if you see something you want, buy it.  It won’t be there next time.

    16:00
    Walked out of the most inept panel I’ve ever seen.  “Full-time Creative Work on a Part-time Schedule” sounded more interesting than it actually was.  Helen and I duck into the Torchwood panel for what turns out to be the last question.  And it’s about La Cage Aux Follies.  Whee.  Oh well.  Here endeth the Con!

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